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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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