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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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