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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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