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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Luna eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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