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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Coco eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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