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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Lola eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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