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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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