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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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