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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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