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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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