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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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