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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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