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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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