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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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