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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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