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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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