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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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