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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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