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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Alfie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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