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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Alfie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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