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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Molly eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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