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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Poppy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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