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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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