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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Smeagol eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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