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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Smeagol eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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