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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Frodo eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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