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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Frodo eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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