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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Daenerys eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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