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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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