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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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