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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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