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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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