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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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