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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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