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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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