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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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