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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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