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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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