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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Weasley eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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