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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Weasley eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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