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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Akira eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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