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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Trotsky eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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