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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Hermoine eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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