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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Kirk eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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