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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Kirk eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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