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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Spock eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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