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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bob eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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