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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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