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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Darth Vader eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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