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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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