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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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