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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Piper eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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