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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Izzy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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