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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Izzy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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