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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ginger eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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