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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Maya eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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