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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Peanut eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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