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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Pepper eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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