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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Pepper eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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