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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Stella eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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