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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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