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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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