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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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