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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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