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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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