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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Yoda eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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