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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Murphy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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